\u00a0JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After
\n\u00a0a while he asked: ‘Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold
\n\u00a0milk?’
\n\u00a0
\n\u00a0MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so
\n\u00a0old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, ‘If you don’t remember you
\n\u00a0must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six ‘
\n\u00a0
\n\u00a0STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. ‘I love you so much
\n\u00a0that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom window.’
\n\u00a0
\n\u00a0BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain
\n\u00a0to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it
\n\u00a0was a child-proof cap and she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with
\n\u00a0wonder, the little girl asked: ‘How does it know it’s me?’
\n\u00a0
\n\u00a0SUSAN(age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. ‘Please don’t give
\n\u00a0me this juice again,’ she said, ‘It makes my teeth cough.’
\n\u00a0
\n\u00a0DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: ‘How much do I cost?’
\n\u00a0
\n\u00a0MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing
\n\u00a0in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: ‘Why is
\n\u00a0he whispering in her mouth?’
\n\u00a0
\n\u00a0CLINTON(age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what
\n\u00a0was troubling him, he replied, ‘I don’t know what’ll happen with this bed
\n\u00a0when I get married. How will my wife fit in?’
\n\u00a0
\n\u00a0JAMES(age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: ‘The man named
\n\u00a0Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked
\n\u00a0back and was turned to salt.’ Concerned, James asked: ‘What happened to the
\n\u00a0flea?’
\n\u00a0
\n\u00a0TAMMY(age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled
\n\u00a0woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, ‘Why
\n\u00a0doesn’t your skin fit your face?’
\n\u00a0
\n\u00a0The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget…. this particular Sunday
\n\u00a0sermon… ‘Dear Lord,’ the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven
\n\u00a0and a rapturous look on his upturned face. ‘Without you, we are but dust…’
\n\u00a0He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was
\n\u00a0listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little
\n\u00a0four year old girl voice, ‘Mom, what is butt dust?’
\n\u00a0
\n*********
\nAs my five-year-old son and I were headed to McDonald’s one\u00a0\u00a0
\nday, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something\u00a0\u00a0
\nterrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be\u00a0\u00a0
\nhurt, so I pointed and said to my son, “We should pray.”\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
From the back seat I heard his earnest request: “Please,\u00a0\u00a0
\nGod, don’t let those cars block the entrance to McDonald’s.”<\/p>\n
*********<\/p>\n
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