A man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in\u00a0
\npain. “Please doctor you’ve got to help me. I’ve been stung\u00a0
\nby a bee.”\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
“Don’t worry;” says the doctor, “I’ll put some cream on it.”\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
“You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now.”\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
“No, you don’t understand!” answers the doctor, “I’ll put\u00a0
\nsome cream on the place you were stung.”\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
“Oh! It happened in the garden in back of my house.”\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
“No, no, no!” says the doctor getting frustrated, “I mean on\u00a0
\nwhich part of your body did that bee sting you.”\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
“On my finger!” screamed the man in pain. “The bee stung me\u00a0
\non my finger and it really hurts.”\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
“Which one?” the doctor.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
“How am I supposed to know? All bees look the same to me!”<\/p>\n
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Giggling With Kids..<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0An elderly woman and her little grandson, whose face was sprinkled with\u00a0 bright freckles, spent the day at the zoo. Lots of children\u00a0 were waiting in line to get their cheeks painted by a local artist who\u00a0 was\u00a0 decorating them with tiger paws.<\/p>\n “You’ve got so many freckles, there’s no place to paint!” a girlin the line said to the little fella. Embarrassed, the little boy dropped his head. His grandmother knelt down next to him “I love your\u00a0 freckles. When I was a little girl I always wanted freckles, she said, while tracing her\u00a0 finger across the child’s cheek. “Freckles are beautiful!”<\/p>\n The boy looked up, “Really?” \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 ************************************** \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 ************************************** \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 ********************************* \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 *********************************** \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 *********************************** \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 *************************************** \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 (Why wouldn’t an English teacher love that one?) \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 ********************************************<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in\u00a0 pain. “Please doctor you’ve got to help me. I’ve been stung\u00a0 by a bee.”\u00a0\u00a0 “Don’t worry;” says the doctor, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n
\n“Of course,” said the grandmother. “Why, just name me one thing that’s prettier than freckles.”
\nThe little boy thought for a moment, peered intensely into
\nhis\u00a0 grandma’s\u00a0 face, and softly whispered, “Wrinkles.”<\/p>\n
\nA grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like. “We used to skate outside on a pond. I
\nhad a\u00a0 swing\u00a0 made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard.
\nWe\u00a0 rode\u00a0 our pony.\u00a0 We picked wild raspberries in the woods.”
\nThe little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in. At last she\u00a0 said, “I sure wish I’d gotten to know you sooner!”<\/p>\n
\nMy grandson was visiting one day when he asked, Grandma, do you\u00a0 know how you and God are alike?”
\nI mentally polished my halo while I asked, “No, how are we alike?”
\n“You’re both old,” he said.<\/p>\n
\nWhen my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied “I’m\u00a0 not sure.”
\n“Look in your underwear, Grandma,” he advised. “Mine says I’m\u00a0 four.”<\/p>\n
\nA Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments.
\nThey were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if\u00a0 anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand,
\nstood tall,\u00a0 and quoted, “Thou shall not take the covers off thy neighbor’s wife.”<\/p>\n
\nOur five-year-old son Mark couldn’t wait to tell his friend about\u00a0 the\u00a0 movie we had watched on television, “20,000 Leagues
\nUnder the\u00a0 Sea.” The scenes with the submarine and the giant octopus had kept him wide-eyed.
\nIn the middle of the telling, my husband interrupted Mark, “What caused the submarine to sink?”
\nWith a look of incredulity Mark replied, “Dad, it was the\u00a0 20,000 leaks!!”<\/p>\n
\nA second grader came home from school and said to her mother, “Mom,guess what? We learned how to make babies today.”
\nThe mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her\u00a0 cool.”That’s interesting,” she said. “How do you make babies?”
\n“It’s simple,” replied the girl. “You just change “y” to “i” and\u00a0 add “es.”<\/p>\n
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\n“Give me a sentence about a public servant,” said a\u00a0 teacher.
\nThe small boy wrote: “The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.”
\nThe teacher took the lad aside to correct him. “Don’t you know what pregnant means?” she asked.
\n” Sure,” said the young boy confidently. “It means carrying a child.”<\/p>\n