A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. <\/p>\n
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, “Can I help you?” <\/p>\n
The man said, “Yeah, I’ve come to activate your phone lines.”<\/p>\n
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A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. <\/p>\n
Finally he went to the check-out line, but she got in front of him. “Pardon me,” she said, “I’m sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It’s just that you look just like my son, who I haven’t seen in a long time.”<\/p>\n
“That’s a shame,” replied the young man, “is there anything I can do for you?”<\/p>\n
“Yes,” she said, “As I’m leaving, can you say ‘Good bye, Mother!’? It would make me feel so much better.”<\/p>\n
“Sure,” answered the young man. So, when the old woman was leaving, he called out, “Goodbye, Mother!” <\/p>\n
As he stepped up to the check-out counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. “How can that be?” he asked, “I only purchased a few things!”<\/p>\n
The clerk replied, “Your mother said that you would pay for her<\/p>\n
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A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He looks in his rear view mirror and notices a police car with its red lights. He thinks, “I can outrun this guy”, so he floors it. <\/p>\n
The cars are racing down the highway – 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy realizes he can’t outrun the cop so he gives up and pulls over to the curb. <\/p>\n
The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car. He leans down and says “Listen mister, I’ve had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I’ll let you go.” <\/p>\n
The man thought for a moment and said, “Three weeks ago my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her back to me!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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