In honor of the upcoming Mothers Day on May 9th – I couldn’t resist posting this again this year.<\/p>\n
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY IN ADVANCE TO ALL YOU MOMS OUT THERE. \u00a0JOB WELL DONE!!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:<\/span><\/p>\n Why did God make mothers?<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n 1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.<\/span><\/p>\n 2. Mostly to clean the house.<\/span><\/p>\n 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.<\/span><\/p>\n 4. So I would have one.<\/span><\/p>\n How did God make mothers?<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.<\/span><\/p>\n 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.<\/span><\/p>\n 3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me.\u00a0 He just used bigger parts.<\/span><\/p>\n What ingredients are mothers made of ?<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and\u00a0one dab of mean.<\/span><\/p>\n 2. They get their start from bones. Then they mostly use string<\/span> and scotch tape, I think.<\/span><\/p>\n 3. My mom is sort of soft like marshmallows.\u00a0 So I guess God used marshmallows.<\/span><\/p>\n Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n 1. We’re related.<\/span><\/p>\n 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people’s moms like me.<\/span><\/p>\n 3. God thought I looked a lot like my mom.<\/span><\/p>\n What kind of little girl was your mom?<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n 1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.<\/span><\/p>\n 2. I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess she would be pretty bossy.<\/span><\/p>\n 3. They say she used to be nice.<\/span><\/p>\n What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n 1. His last name.<\/span><\/p>\n 2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?<\/span><\/p>\n 3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?<\/span><\/p>\n Why did your mom marry your dad?<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n 1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world.\u00a0 And my Mom eats a lot.<\/span><\/p>\n 2. She got too old to do anything else with him, so she married him.<\/span><\/p>\n 3. My grandma says that Mom didn’t have her thinking cap on.<\/span><\/p>\n Who’s the boss at your house?<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n 1. Mom doesn’t want to be boss, but she has to because dad’s such a goof ball.<\/span><\/p>\n 2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.<\/span><\/p>\n 3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.<\/span><\/p>\n What’s the difference between moms & dads?<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n 1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.<\/span><\/p>\n 2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.<\/span><\/p>\n 3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power ’cause that’s who you got to\u00a0ask if you want to sleep over at your friend’s.<\/span><\/p>\n 4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine<\/span>.<\/span><\/p>\n What does your mom do in her spare time?<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n 1. Mothers don’t do spare time.<\/span><\/p>\n 2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.<\/span><\/p>\n 3. She moves everything in the house around and buys flowers.<\/span><\/p>\n What would it take to make your mom perfect?<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n 1. On the inside she’s already perfect.\u00a0 Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.<\/span><\/p>\n 2. I like her hugs so much I’d like 3 more every day and she’d be perfect.<\/span><\/p>\n 3. Diet. You know, her hair. I’d diet, maybe blue<\/span> or pink.<\/span><\/p>\n If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n 1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean.\u00a0 I’d get rid of that.<\/span><\/p>\n 2. I’d make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.<\/span><\/p>\n 3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. <\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" In honor of the upcoming Mothers Day on May 9th – I couldn’t resist posting this again this year. HAPPY MOTHERS DAY IN ADVANCE TO ALL YOU MOMS OUT THERE. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5191,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n