{"id":66,"date":"2007-09-05T16:10:35","date_gmt":"2007-09-05T20:10:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thestudiohhc.com\/?p=66"},"modified":"2007-09-05T16:10:35","modified_gmt":"2007-09-05T20:10:35","slug":"tickle-the-funnybone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/tickle-the-funnybone\/","title":{"rendered":"Tickle the Funnybone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be<br \/>\npassing the beer and liquor section. One asks the other<br \/>\nif she would like a beer. The other nun answered that<br \/>\nwould be good, but that she would feel uncomfortable about<br \/>\npurchasing it. The first nun said that she would handle it<br \/>\nand picked up a six pack and took it to the cashier.<\/p>\n<p>The cashier had a surprised look and the first nun said,<br \/>\n&#8220;The beer is for washing our hair.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The cashier, without blinking an eye, reached under the<br \/>\ncounter and put a package of pretzels in the bag with the<br \/>\nbeer. &#8220;Here you go, sister,&#8221; she said, &#8220;don&#8217;t forget the<br \/>\ncurlers<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and liquor section. One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v20.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Tickle the Funnybone - Sharyn Rose<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/tickle-the-funnybone\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Tickle the Funnybone - Sharyn Rose\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and liquor section. One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other [&hellip;]\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/tickle-the-funnybone\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Sharyn Rose\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2007-09-05T20:10:35+00:00\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Sharyn Rose\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Sharyn Rose\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/tickle-the-funnybone\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/tickle-the-funnybone\/\",\"name\":\"Tickle the Funnybone - Sharyn Rose\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2007-09-05T20:10:35+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2007-09-05T20:10:35+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/#\/schema\/person\/af91cd42856cc3d09f349de8d821a5ba\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/tickle-the-funnybone\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/tickle-the-funnybone\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/tickle-the-funnybone\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Tickle the Funnybone\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/\",\"name\":\"Sharyn Rose\",\"description\":\"Psychic Life Coach &amp; Medium\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":\"required name=search_term_string\"}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/#\/schema\/person\/af91cd42856cc3d09f349de8d821a5ba\",\"name\":\"Sharyn Rose\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/d709fc8f266f6e598059b3aca49cf0ae?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/d709fc8f266f6e598059b3aca49cf0ae?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"caption\":\"Sharyn Rose\"},\"url\":\"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/author\/sharyn\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Tickle the Funnybone - Sharyn Rose","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/tickle-the-funnybone\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Tickle the Funnybone - Sharyn Rose","og_description":"Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and liquor section. One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other [&hellip;]","og_url":"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/tickle-the-funnybone\/","og_site_name":"Sharyn Rose","article_published_time":"2007-09-05T20:10:35+00:00","author":"Sharyn Rose","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"Sharyn Rose","Est. reading time":"1 minute"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/tickle-the-funnybone\/","url":"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/tickle-the-funnybone\/","name":"Tickle the Funnybone - Sharyn Rose","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/#website"},"datePublished":"2007-09-05T20:10:35+00:00","dateModified":"2007-09-05T20:10:35+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/#\/schema\/person\/af91cd42856cc3d09f349de8d821a5ba"},"breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/tickle-the-funnybone\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/tickle-the-funnybone\/"]}]},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/tickle-the-funnybone\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Tickle the Funnybone"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/#website","url":"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/","name":"Sharyn Rose","description":"Psychic Life Coach &amp; Medium","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":"required name=search_term_string"}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/#\/schema\/person\/af91cd42856cc3d09f349de8d821a5ba","name":"Sharyn Rose","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/d709fc8f266f6e598059b3aca49cf0ae?s=96&d=mm&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/d709fc8f266f6e598059b3aca49cf0ae?s=96&d=mm&r=g","caption":"Sharyn Rose"},"url":"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/author\/sharyn\/"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sharynrose.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}