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When Love Fades… sent in by Studio newsgroup member Greg B<\/strong><\/p>\n

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my
\nwife’s’ sweet voice from the kitchen.<\/p>\n

“What would you like for dinner my Love? \u00a0 Chicken, beef or lamb?”<\/p>\n

I said, “Thank you, I’ll have chicken.”<\/p>\n

She replied “You’re having soup, my dear. I was talking to the cat.”<\/p>\n

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Hotel Bill is Too High… sent in by Studio newsgroup member Greg B<\/strong><\/p>\n

Next time you think your hotel bill is too high; you might want to consider this:<\/p>\n

My wife and I are travelling by car from Victoria to Prince George. After almost eleven hours on the road, we were too tired to continue, and decide to take a room. But, we only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When we checked out four hours later, the desk clerk hands us a bill for $350.00.<\/p>\n

I explode and demand to know why the charge is so high. I tell the clerk although it’s a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren’t worth $350.00. \u00a0Then the clerk tells me that $350.00 is the ‘standard rate’.I insisted on speaking to the Manager.<\/p>\n

The Manager appears, listens to me, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre that were available for us to use.<\/p>\n

‘But we didn’t use them.\u2019<\/p>\n

”Well, they are here, and you could have,’ explains the Manager.<\/p>\n

He goes on to explain we could also have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. ‘We have the best entertainers from New York , Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform here,’ the Manager says.<\/p>\n

‘But we didn’t go to any of those shows,’ .<\/p>\n

‘Well, we have them, and you could have,’ the Manager replies.<\/p>\n

No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, I \u00a0reply, ‘But we didn’t use it!’<\/p>\n

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually I gave up and agreed to pay.<\/p>\n

I write a cheque and give it to the Manager.<\/p>\n

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the cheque.’But sir,’ ‘this cheque is only made out for $50.00.<\/p>\n

”That’s correct, as I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with my wife.’<\/p>\n

‘But I didn’t!’ exclaims the Manager.<\/p>\n

‘Well, too bad, she was here, and you could have.’<\/p>\n

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity \u00a0– \u00a0sent in by our studio newsgroup member \u00a0Greg B<\/strong><\/p>\n

1.At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.<\/p>\n

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice!<\/p>\n

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.<\/p>\n

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.<\/p>\n

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ‘ For Marijuana.<\/p>\n

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.<\/p>\n

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.<\/p>\n

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To Go’.<\/p>\n

9. Sing Along At The Opera.<\/p>\n

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party because you have a headache.<\/p>\n

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’<\/p>\n

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’<\/p>\n

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’<\/p>\n

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity for the Men,<\/p>\n

14. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.<\/p>\n

IT’S CALLED THERAPY \u00a0– ENJOY THE RIDE, LIFE IS SHORT!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Grandchildren…. \u00a0sent in by our Studio Newsgroup member Susanne R<\/strong><\/p>\n

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1.\u00a0 She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she’d done many times before.\u00a0 After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, “But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!” I will probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper good-bye…<\/p>\n

2.\u00a0 My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday.\u00a0 He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 62.\u00a0 My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, “Did you start at 1?”<\/p>\n

3.\u00a0 After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair.\u00a0 As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin.\u00a0 Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings.\u00a0 As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, “Who was THAT?”<\/p>\n

4.\u00a0 A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: “We used to skate outside on a pond.\u00a0 I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard..\u00a0 We rode our pony.\u00a0 We picked wild raspberries in the woods.” The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this all in.\u00a0 At last she said, “I sure wish I’d gotten to know you sooner!”<\/p>\n

5.\u00a0 My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, “Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?” I mentally polished my halo and I said, “No, how are we alike?” “You’re both old,” he replied.<\/p>\n

6.\u00a0 A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather’s word processor.\u00a0 She told him she was writing a story..\u00a0 “What’s it about?” he asked.\u00a0 “I don’t know,” she replied.\u00a0 “I can’t read..”<\/p>\n

7.\u00a0 I didn’t know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her.\u00a0 I would point out something and ask what color it was\u00a0 She would tell me and was always correct.\u00a0 It was fun for me, so I continued.\u00a0 At last, she headed for the door, saying, “Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these, yourself!”<\/p>\n

8.\u00a0 When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects..\u00a0 Still, a few fireflies followed us in.\u00a0 Noticing them before I did, Bill y whispered, “It’s no use Grandpa.\u00a0 Now the mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights.”<\/p>\n

9.\u00a0 When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, “I’m not sure.” “Look in your underwear, Grandpa,” he advised, “mine says I’m 4 to 6.”<\/p>\n

10.\u00a0 A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, “Grandma, guess what?\u00a0 We learned how to make babies today.” The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool “That’s interesting,” she said, “how do you make babies?” “It’s simple,”\u00a0 replied the girl.\u00a0 “You just change ‘y’ to ‘i’ and add ‘es’..”<\/p>\n

11. Children’s Logic: “Give me a sentence about a public servant,” said a teacher.\u00a0 The small boy wrote: “The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.” The teacher took the lad aside to correct him..\u00a0 “Don’t you know what pregnant means?” she asked.\u00a0 “Sure,” said the young boy confidently.\u00a0 ‘It means carrying a child.”<\/p>\n

12.\u00a0 A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day when a fire truck zoomed past.\u00a0 Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.\u00a0 The children started discussing the dog’s duties.\u00a0 “They use him to keep crowds back,” said one child.\u00a0 “No,” said another.\u00a0 “He’s just for good luck.”\u00a0 A third child brought the argument to a close.”They use the dogs,” she said firmly, “to find the fire hydrants.”<\/p>\n

13.\u00a0 A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived.\u00a0 “Oh,” he said, “she lives at the airport, and when we want her, we just go get her.\u00a0 Then, when we’re done having her visit, we take her back to the airport.”<\/p>\n

14.\u00a0 Grandpa is the smartest man on earth!\u00a0 He teaches me good things, but I don’t get to see him enough to get as smart as him!<\/p>\n

15.\u00a0 My Grandparents are funny, when they bend over; you hear gas leaks, and they blame their dog.<\/p>\n

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The ‘Middle Wife’ by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher… sent in by \u00a0our Studio newsgroup member Annie V<\/strong><\/p>\n

I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back.<\/p>\n

When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they’re welcome.<\/p>\n

Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater.<\/p>\n

She holds up a snapshot of an infant. ‘This is Luke, my baby brother, and I’m going to tell you about his birthday.’<\/p>\n

‘First,\u00a0 Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my\u00a0 Mom’s stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for nine months through an umbrella cord.’<\/p>\n

She’s standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I’m trying not to laugh and wishing I had my camcorder with me. The kids are watching her in amazement.<\/p>\n

‘Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom starts saying and going, ‘Oh,Oh,Oh, Oh!’ Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans. ‘She walked around the house for, like an hour, ‘Oh, oh, oh!’ (Now this kid is doing a hysterical duck walk and groaning.)<\/p>\n

‘My Dad called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn’t have a sign on the car like the Domino’s man. They got my\u00a0 Mom to lie down in bed like this.’ (Then Erica lies down with her back against the wall.)<\/p>\n

‘And then, pop!\u00a0 My\u00a0 Mom had this bag of water she kept in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew!’ (This kid has her legs spread with her little hands miming water flowing away. It was too much!)<\/p>\n

‘Then the middle wife starts saying ‘push, push,’ and ‘breathe, breathe.<\/p>\n

They started counting, but never even got past ten.. Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff that they all said it was from\u00a0 Mom’s play-center, (placenta) so there must be a lot of\u00a0toys inside there. When he got out, the middle wife spanked him for crawling up in there.’<\/p>\n

Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat. I’m sure I applauded the loudest. Ever since then, when it’s show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder, just in case another ‘ Middle Wife’ comes along.<\/p>\n

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Live every day as if it is your LAST chance to make someone happy.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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The Beat of The Music… discovered by Sharyn on the Internet<\/strong><\/p>\n

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately\u00a0?needed to pass wind. The music was really,\u00a0really loud, so I timed my release with the beat of the music.? After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,\u00a0?and noticed that everybody was staring at me….??Then I suddenly remembered … I was listening to my iPod.<\/p>\n

…and how was your day?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Big thanks to all of you who have sent funnies my way! \u00a0I post a lot of them here and am always on the lookout for new ones – I could use your help.<\/strong><\/p>\n

If you would like to send in your funnies we will post them here for all to enjoy. \u00a0After all, there is nothing better than a good chuckle to start, cheer up or finish your day!! \u00a0Send your funnies to sharyn@thestudiohhc.com<\/a> and I thank you in advance.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Namaste from Sharyn<\/strong><\/p>\n


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